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  1. pissvortex: “found by reddit user u/ebbsey in “The Dark Australians” by Baglin and Moore (x) ”

    pissvortex:

    found by reddit user u/ebbsey in “The Dark Australians” by Baglin and Moore (x)

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  1. amberleaf:

    Me as a pornstar delivery man: “here’s that pizza you ordered”


    Her: “but I asked for extra cheese!”


    Me: “is that right?” *pulls back foreskin*

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  1. planetben:

    Me when I stub my toe

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  1. straightboyfriend:

    image
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  1. skunkovich:

    suplx:

    @nanonadines

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  1. positive-memes: “A quick interruption ”

    positive-memes:

    A quick interruption

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  1. sizeofthemooon: “ postpunkrevival: “post-punk revival edition ” THE ULTIMATE ONE ”

    sizeofthemooon:

    postpunkrevival:

    post-punk revival edition

    THE ULTIMATE ONE

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  1. avina:

    bliss

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    lobotomybarbie:

    men on catfish will be working at Best Buy n looking like Steve buscemi and b like is this pornbot my girlfriend her name is sexy Lexi and she’s on the cover of sports illustrated. She left Cristiano Ronaldo to come be with me in Seattle

    LMAO

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  1. gwynndolin:

    me, 21 years old: *still kinda lookin around for cool sticks and odd looking rocks that might reveal latent magical powers*

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